“...Russian bot impersonating Pusha T” took me up, up & away to the heavens. I swear I even saw the baby Jesus. Bless you forever for that.  

It’s like he’s trapped in 1992. I don’t think MC Serch still talks like this.

What a piece of shit human being. Although, I wouldn’t mind a toothpaste tube full of Oreo filling.

If you get pissed off by a comic strip, make a Family Circus dotted line path into traffic.

When you reach levels of racism that confuse the police you are on some next level hatred.

You are not gonna trick me into listening to that trash ass cover.

He’s a child molester and he pees on people and he can’t read and write...

Vince Staples is all of us.

Dave Chappelle did a whole episode featuring this muthafucks predilictions and he is still walking around with Teflon draw(er)s on. I’m not famous but I always make sure to include “I saw the tape. That was a child. He pissed on her. He should not be breathing” in every conversation about R. Kelly for the past decade…

No. Look at her arm in that video. She’s avoiding touching him when presented with the opportunity to casually do so.

We can because Luther brought it to life, owned it, and they didn’t complain. Squatter’s rights.

Protecting white spaces service.

And fish frys down here are nasty. Every time they do one for work events, it’s always the cheapest shitty fish. I go because I have to, but I grab Bojangles either before or after. I used to ask if we could just do burgers and dogs for one of these and they looked at me like I had grown a second head.

Calling in a bomb threat on a train because some lady didn’t want to put up with your drunken antics? That’s a real... loco motive.

I have an alternative suggestion: may they be sued for literally everything they possess. From bank accounts to their underwear. May they be foisted out into the world nude, hungry and disgraced. May anyone who shows them sympathy or mercy share their fate, plus broken thumbs. May their tombstones be inscribed with…

“We are a society of rules.”

He looks so stinky, yucky and itchy.

Real talk, if you eat at one of these chains whether due to a tight budget or simply because you enjoy it, then good for you. But don’t get mad at people who can recognize quality food. It is what it is.

This probably should’ve come with a small disclaimer: Not for New Orleanians. We don’t play that chain mess down here. No seriously, there’s not a single Cheesecake Factory, Red Lobster, TGI Fridays, Olive Garden, Chili’s or even a daggone Arby’s in the entire city. There’s one Applebee’s but you’d have to cross the…