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My mom referred to Thumper’s Rule quite often.

I wish there was an app that could tell people (myself included) that their opinions are stupid.

“night on the town” for this woman=8 pm church service followed by a glass and a half of white zinfandel at Barb’s house while they talk shit about the other’s women’s ‘slutty’ church outfits.

Awe, she sounds like my Granny, who also can’t work email (and all the meteorologists rejoice). My brother (who lives with her) was expecting an important email the other day, so Granny told him she would make sure to check the mailbox daily while he was out of town. She can't figure out that email is a thing because

I think this is the crux of the matter really isn't it.

She was kind. I honestly wanted her to rip that person a new one. How dare they think it’s ok to contact someone over their appearance and they seem so personally aggrieved like their day is a little worse because of someone's fashion choice. It’s like the person that tells you to smile like you owe it to them. And

“Shaken to the core (almost)” by a pink dress, huh? I think this person is (almost) too fragile to be watching any TV at all.

“Your head is so hairy!"

Hey look, my Mother finally worked out how to use email.

You want to know what broadcasters want to say when criticized by viewers or listeners? “I don’t call you at work to tell you how to flip the burgers, honey.” A meteorologist has studied long and hard for that degree - and having to meet all sorts of appearance expectations from television producers is a pain in the

Saying you’re not trying to be unkind then pointing out “boob fat” is like saying “No offense, but you look disgusting”.

WHO TAKES A PICTURE OF THAT? People are fucking sick.

No words to express my horror at peoples’ lack of decency. This goes beyond a lack of decency - everyone who posted pictures of her should be arrested. Peoples’ need to one-up each other with shock value on social media has gone too far, it’s sick and perverted.

In the top photo he looks exactly like a blanket.

Pfffft. That looks amazing, and it sounds delicious. Unlike twinkie sushi, which is gorgeous but undoubtedly vile.

You’re opposed to anthropmorphized animals?! Counterpoint:

I love gummi burgers:

Owls getting fired?

So looking forward to this!!!

And trump is genuine?