Oof—though that was Rebecca Romijn for a sec...

Mail Robot had his revenge!

She is such an efficient racket-smasher!

My father was a “replacement” for a dead son and it wasn’t a good position for him to be in. He was never as good as his departed brother, at least according to his mother.

He's Harrison Withers!

Applying to college was so fraught for me—I can't imagine taking my admission anywhere for granted. I graduated at the top of my class and if I hadn't gotten in somewhere, I would have only blamed myself. Probably for years.

I always wonder what Axl did to his face.

I think the problem is that a lot of jerks don't realize how unimportant their thoughts are!

Smart mom!

Imagine how quiet it would be!

My asshole brain agrees! Circular reasoning has a purpose!

Yes! You are a reasonable human being! This is becoming increasingly rare!

I think so. I think lots of things — some smart, some dumb, some kind, some not. And I keep most of them to myself.

You don't have to share every single opinion you have.

Free Logan’s Dog!