She was dead, but in this episode she just got reincarnated. You'll see.

Luckily, they don't seem to be confiscating crossbows.

I guess that isn't a spoiler since you didn't reveal the name of the baseball bat.

GLENNNNNNNN Darsh. DARSH DARSH DAAAAAAAAARSH

Tell me about it. Last week tricked me into thinking I knew exactly what was coming, and it was a pleasant surprise to be wrong. This Alexandria is in many ways similar to the comic version, but it sure as shit ain't the same place. In a couple specific spots, I'm almost positive they were deliberately trying to pull…

It sounds like an overly honorific title, which makes it a perfectly appropriate choice for a tryhard former senator in post-apocalyptic America. Constables actually still exist today in the US, as I discovered some years ago when one arrived at my door with a warrant.

If Root and The Machine are looking to recruit tech-savvy wizard-types, why not start with Root's "geek squad" from the end of last season? Along with Team Machine, they're three of only seven people on the planet with Samaritan-proof secret identities. If they aren't going to be even occasionally recurring…

Butters being fooled by the dismembered-thumb trick was only topped by Cartman knowing that, of course, he would be.

They did whiff on one obvious call center joke that was right there in front of them: "Steve" should have changed names every time he "switched jobs". Calls to foreign support agents always start out on the wrong foot when a heavily-accented guy introduces himself as "Robert" or "William" or some such. Yes, fantastic,…

"Casa Bonita" and "Cartman Sucks" are better examples of pranks that wind up screwing over both Butters and Cartman (Butters escapes "AWESOME-O" without so much as a minor grounding). I'm glad this didn't wind up being another of those, because while they're some of the all-time bests, there are plenty already (as…

I don't doubt that Marburg exists and is lethal, but whether they'd used a real or fictional virus, it still seems unwise to handle the stuff as roughly as they did. I mean, the safe got yanked through a wall (I guess?) and went airborne at one point.

The heist scene was too senseless to enjoy. I'm confused about how the safe suddenly went from sitting in a fortified vault to flying through a plate glass window. Just a big ol' window, apparently located in a back alley with no witnesses around. Then what? They towed it all the way back to their HQ, throwing sparks…