The only things that have made me laugh this morning are the look on the first Satanist’s face when she said “Why do you think?!” and the second Satanist walking along in full regalia, texting.

fart every time you leave your desk.

Trump has the crowd in the palm of his hand!

My coworkers are cracking themselves up about the Obamas stealing the furniture, cause, you know, black people...

I am scared, but also somewhat positive. This is coinciding with a lot of deep shit going on in my personal life as well, so I feel like everything is in a downward spiral. But I’ve got a plan, and I am hopeful and I and we all can get through this if we keep our heads up and be strong and don’t let ourselves be…

I know it’s fairly common for an abusive parent to single out one child but how horrible for all the children involved. I hope all 3 are getting the psychological care they need to process this ugliness. I’m side eyeing the father a lot here. A 12 year old doesn’t get down to the weight of a 2 year old overnight. My 3…