Close enough for Jezebel.

Relax, dear. “Fualaau’s children” is a necessary term to avoid confusion with the kids this psycho-slut already had with her previous husband.

She did come in wearing bright red or pink lipstick to the very end though.

3 down, 22 to go.

I can’t imagine telling her she didn’t seem “educated”

Dying wasn’t the problem. A character’s death can have significant relevance to a story, move the plot forward, and have a powerful impact on the audience.

It’s a lot easier to imagine once you read Pascal’s illiterate emails. I suspect she got accepted to UCLA the same way Olivia Jade did.

Prince Andrew has canceled his annual golfing trip in Spain—of course he routinely goes golfing in Spain, why would you even ask?

Why is it always worth noting? What does it prove?

OK, Karen.

À votre santé

Selfless acts of compassion often mystify the self-righteous.

so redundantly

Check your compass, homie. Rap was born north of the Upper West Side, not south.

It shows how normalized violence against women is in entertainment.

Exactly. The average fairytale rom-com is just as absurdly unrealistic. But no one is falling on the fainting couch over that nonsense.

Boo hoo.

Close enough for Jezebel.

Or All In The Family?

Tell that to Mel Brooks and Norman Lear.