It’s funny because:

Here in Canada, our LLVs have mostly been replaced by Ford Transits.

Bull. Shit.

Jalopnik readers: Truck culture is toxic! SUVs are ruining everything!

The difference is that Airbus had proper training and didn’t make their flight envelope protection system based off of one sensor that’s prone to failure, or not even mention in or explain it in the manual (except for in the Glossary at the back). Or even make the (AoA disagree) sensor failure warning light standard…

Actually, that’s precisely what happens!

Yep exactly.

Dude, just, no.
I owned a 2004 Saturn Ion that regularly tried to kill me thanks to it’s fantastically sketchy ignition switch that would randomly turn off while I was driving, which made steering fun at low speeds when you weren’t expecting it. Often I’d be stuck in the drive way trying to go to work when my Ion would…

Mirage is an easy one to pick on because it’s small, cheap and derpy, but at least it’s fuel efficient, cheap and reliable.

Bruh,

Because: Despite what car journalists drone on about, many people just want simple, reliable transportation with a fantastic warranty.

Yeah because *fuck* not breathing partially combusted hydrocarbons and the slew of other crap that was limited/eliminated with regulation by emissions controls.

“The Silly European system...” Stop, just stop.

As a Canadian who didn’t even vote Liberal... GOOD!

Except the Micra has Potato for interior and a lame warranty to match. It might drive better for sure, but not nearly as much bang for buck; also it looks like a weird 90’s Air Jordan shoe....At least the Mirage doesn’t try to be something its not.