Confession:

You know he watches that at least once a day.

I also think almond milk can fuck right off. It tastes fine, but it provides a small fraction of the nutritional benefits of either dairy or soy milk, and in my opinion it’s a very wasteful way to use a very water-intensive crop. I was so pumped for it too since I’m lactose-intolerant but soy and I are still bff.

Adults who call their parents mommy and daddy have always seemed creepy and infantile to me.

LOL, Right on.

This wasn’t even the worst thing the legislature did. Moving us to the bottom in education, stripping workers’ rights and civil liberties, using local elections boards to crush minority and student voting—they just made a huge bad move on the political chessboard on this one, thinking “ooh the PEDO TRANNIES!” would…

As an NC resident, I’m really glad to see this—NC was warned well in advance by both the NCAA and NBA (as well as a number of the states and businesses who have also withdrawn). The governor and legislature did nothing so I’m glad these weren’t just empty threats. Just a handful of bigots in the capitol can undo…

They took away Duke and UNC’s home games for the first 2 rounds of the NCAA Tournament.

Will Sean Ono Lennon be not mansplaining this project?

The acceptance of white male mediocrity never ceases to amaze me.

Having to discuss mental health issues in a professional context is one of the more humiliating things to do in the American workplace. I had to do it today and even though the outcome was extremely favorable for me, I still want to curl up in a ball and hide forever. I can’t imagine having to deal with it on this…

She was indeed a horrible woman, and the damage she did to the lives of women was incalculable. I was active in the movement to pass the ERA in the 80's, and every interview I did seemed to require to me to comment on her. She was a great diversion tactic, because instead of being asked about what the ERA would do for…

Pam Anderson was my gateway drug!

Pam Anderson is the absolute last fucking person who should be shaming anyone about porn.

I feel like she is genuinely saying all of these things from a place of love and not in a humblebrag way whatsoever. Seriously. She just seems like one of the best humans to ever grace this earth.

When I was 15, I wanted nothing more than to have sex. I have clear and enthusiastic consent many times. I THOUGHT I was grown and I would have been mad if people tried to tell me that wasn’t a decision I could make. The teen years are weird, y’all. Your brain is not fully mature, but you think it is.

Gail Sheehy? Holy crap. I hope she can write often for Jezebel—she is a towering figure.

Yes, please. Pretty please. Shut up and take my body!

Yep yep yep.

Yes Daddy!