Every single person who voted for him deserves to be blamed.

Source on him not voting for Clinton in 2016? He supported Bernie but he rallied hard for Clinton once she was the nominee, he even made a doc about it. 

“I’m sorry you feel that way”

Knowing that my dad agrees with everything Trump does and says, I wish I would have known that repeating a lie over and over again would absolve me of any wrongdoing growing up.

That’s just his version of “whatabout whatabout whatabout.”

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling kids Dems!

Trump has been committing impeachable offenses since before he was even elected. 

Rudy is complicit in the Trump Cartel’s crimes, so fuck him. That said, yeah, every time he ends up on one of these interviews, there’s more than a faint whiff of elder abuse. This pathetic old man should be sitting in his robe and slippers in a retirement home shouting at the TV, not appearing on it.

This is a bad take. Frustration, alongside normalization, is a main part of their game plan.

Putin, in Helsinki “please don’t make me swallow!”

Republicans, attacking a genuine American hero? I’m shocked, I say, shocked that they wouldn’t support a decorated military officer.

It really does work with everything.

The group of ghouls (enjoy hell, Koch) who helped Putin put him in office already have enough money that they can simply swoop in and buy up the failing businesses for pennies on the dollar, thereby ensuring an ever tighter grip on the economy. Between that and not having to pay taxes, they are happier than pigs in…

I’m betting the companies that Der Fuhrer is ordering to pull out of China are going to respond with the following:

I know I mostly just make joke comments but sometimes the only thing that comes to mind is JESUS BUTTCHUGGING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REALITY?! I WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING FORGIVE ANY SINGLE PERSON THAT VOTED FOR THIS INSANE ORANGE BAG OF DIARRHEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Trump: “Wait a minute. No president has done what I’ve done.”

For some reason, the idea of a zombie Jack Lalanne is very humorous to me. Probably still pulling a boat with his teeth or something.

What could it possibly do that puts other people in danger? The most dangerous drug for other people is alcohol because it leads to violence and antisocial behavior. The only threat that cannabis has is to cheetos.