No helmet, no healthcare seems like a better idea.

Collin, you forgot to put Boeing in the headline. You're slipping, sir.

Well...I would. But perhaps I'm above average.

How do you not know that is a cyber truck, not  '69 Charger???

What Alabama county fair was this?

Trump rallies would look very different.

Did you see the words "Beyond Cars" at the top of the article?

This is an interesting dilemma.

Collin, if you are a real journalist, or even a person with integrity, you will point out that:

Who cares? Very clearly Tesla cared since they invented the story ...

It's one of those things that can't stand to see anything negative posted about Musk.

TLDR: Just take it, people.  What a POS.

Ryan, if you were a real journalist, you would clearly state that Boeing doesn't make the Atlas rocket. It's been pointed out many times in these comments, but you seem to lack the courage and basic journalistic integrity to issue a correction. Perhaps another line of work would suit you better.

He's dangerously unstable and needs to be in jail until his trial 

Did you know that Tesla is a car company?

Aww, are you ok?

Amen.

You put tomatoes in BBQ sauce?

Well, Musk did say it was like a boat.

Respectfully, Andy, you done fucked up here. The officer did the right thing.