This seems weird given that TikTok decides what page I see next. If I rapidly move on, is it still counted?

Meh.

Why is that car wearing a jock strap?

Yeah, I’m so tired of atheists knocking on my door trying to convert me to their way of thinking...

Amen

Dear The Scumbag, that may be the most ignorant, no, stupid thing I've seen on the internet in several days. Good job!

Maybe. It's less likely, but even good tech can malfunction.

Why did you buy the second and third?

You misspelled Texass. 

You grew up in Texass?

The only form of transportation he should ever be allowed to use for the rest of his worthless life is a bicycle.

Thanks!

I have never experienced this in spite of trying several videos.

Greatest country on earth my ass.

“Hell, they’d probably pay these companies to delete lane departure warning if they could.”

I’ve sat with groups of elderly and with groups of pregnant women. The conversations were remarkably similar. 

Clearly, writing for Lifehacker doesn’t pay nearly as well as I assumed.

Unplug it and let it cool down? It's thIs level of problem solving that keeps me coming back. 

The taste is a dead giveaway.

Looking at pictures is hard.  ;-)