I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.

I don’t know. It could be close. He got two newspapers to endorse him. What’s that you say? One of those is owned by Sheldon Adelson and the other the KKK?

“You see, my show was always going to be like the Horace Grant of sports talk shows. Really under appreciated and never quite got the praise it deserved. Sort of like how Freaks & Geeks only had that one season but as time passed, people began to realize how good it was. It’s kind of like this time back when I was a…

Has a New Yorker ever shared their opinion on the difference between bagels in NY and bagels in other cities? I’d be very interested to hear what they think!

or you can be like New York City, where any sports title is immediately forgotten

Hi Mr. Simmons!

We’ve reached a point where I have no idea if this is sarcasm.

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

This is obviously nonsense. The Astros are an American League team, so they couldn’t have met in the World Series. Also, there’s no way “Dustin Hermanson” is a real name.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

If you say Kirk Gibson, you lose a testicle.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

Pointless anecdote alert: this reminded me of one time in college where we asked for a 10-cup straight line re-rack at the beginning of beer pong just for shits and giggles.

it prevented the russians from taking over, duh

My friends and I made a high school film involving the train formation. We are no longer allowed around high schools.

Does it have to be this cerebral? Information has become much more accessible, while we’ve barely gotten any smarter. Can’t it be as simple as ‘Because LeBron is more recognizable than your average lawmaker’?

Why does anyone care what Donald Trump has to say about politics?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Wonder who he learned that trick from?