I have no fucking clue what you’ve done here but I support it.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

The Bulls do need to blow it up as they should have done last year. Would Butler for Okafor, the Lakers pick, the Sixers pick this year and in two years be enough? I’d really like them to get the Nets picks from the Celtics plus Jaylen Brown.

+1 Betty Devos approved Intelligent Design

“BREAKING: Sources say Woj is moving to start a new basketball vertical at the Christian Science Monitor. Story to come.” - Chris Broussard.

This is an extremely good comment!

He says revenue comes from podcasts. Podcasts generally make $15 to $20 per 1000 downloads (which is a very good number compared to other forms of media) He says “The Ringer NBA show is like 140,000, 150,000 listeners per show. Channel 33’s like 125,000 per show. Ringer NFL is like almost 100,000.” Let’s say they…

Let’s meet back here in four years to see how this fucking bet pays off.

Travis Kelce does elaborate dances after touchdowns, makes jerking off motions toward refs on the field, gets a stupid unsportsmanlike conduct penalty after dropping an important pass in a playoff game, and has his own reality show in which women compete for the chance to date him. Yet somehow he doesn’t get half the…

You might have to settle for Big Ben forcing himself on the Pats defense.

We’re going to touch down at 4:00 in the fucking morning. So be it. We’ll be ready for their ass. But you ain’t got to tell them we’re coming.

The thought of going home to Olivia Munn is enough to inspire any man to greatness.

Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

Anybody else watching this game said to themselves, “I bet Hunter Renfrow will be on the goddamn Patriots after college.”

“Maybe his accuracy and timing aren’t good enough for the pros. Maybe he’s not adaptable enough to become the pocket passer NFL offenses think they require. If nothing else, it’ll be a new challenge for a quarterback who just aced college football’s toughest one.”

Welcome to Cleveland!

I didn’t know he played football for Penn State.

Furthermore, which version of Korver would make a better Teen Wolf? And does this give the Hawks extra Nobody Believed In Us points?

COULD “SOUTHIE MURPH” EVER TRULY RELATE TO A PRETTY BOY FROM CALIFORNIA LIKE KORVER??!?!?!