Dear softball, if you are a thing: this is what is called game theory. Is there a rule against it?

So because they watch what they eat, care about their weight, and dress to a certain level they’ve been brainwashed and are part of the evil that is greek life?

You assume that the endpoint is becoming gainfully employed in a thriving career. I’m not saying that for some or many it isn’t but I think there are probably a few in that bunch who stick to the old notion of college being a finishing school for finding a rich husband.

That helps keep out the riff-raff and undesirables.

The teardrop jewels indicate that she has killed two other models.

I am at another D-1 school right this second dropping off our Alpha Phi daughter. They produced the exact same video with a different location. The emphasis on conformity is astounding and the buy-in is 150%. It is ALL about beauty and sexuality. Our daughter was raised in a pretty non-traditional family, which is not…

It’s not a parody

What’s your opinion of leprechauns? According to what you’ve said, you must think there’s a chance they could exist.

That’s the thing about science. I don’t have to prove something doesn’t exist. You have to prove it does. For example, I don’t have to prove leprechauns and elves don’t exist.

No dear, it doesn’t work like that.

Except those two explosions weren’t the first. The first was the Trinity test in Nevada a month before.

give us one piece of scientifically verifiable evidence. Evidence that holds up to scrutiny that proves being from another planet have visited. Eyewitness statements don't count. Unexplainable radar blips don't count. Things that aren't explained, aren't evidence of anything. Do that and I will believe you.

Male here. She looks 60. Nothing wrong with that but. Any guy you hear saying otherwise is just being courteous.

So they mastered interstellar travel and they were interested in our comparatively pleb-tier nuclear weapons?

Seems legit.

Yes, the guy hired to be the designated driver should know what will happen once the traveling party has reached their destination and should stop it before heading home for the night.

I didn’t realize Schmuckabee’s evil nature was a matter of opinion; I’ve always looked at it as simple, empirical fact.

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power.

People still watch The View?

The advice in this article is obviously very good, and the advice that “pickup artist guides” or whatever give is obviously very bad. What weirds me out about Adaquate Man, though, is replacing shitty guides with... more guides, which, no matter how well-intentioned, attempt to approach social experience from the POV…

I look forward to the other articles in this series How to Walk Without Tripping and Everybody Breathes.