Yeah. A single mother taking a paycheck to feed her kids is worthy of ridicule.

How generous of you! Everybody had to put their personal lives aside and do it on Saturday.

And your company got a tax break for it, sucker.

Now, if we could only get their parents to give a shit about them, we’d be gold.

Funny how women complain about men keeping them down, and then they tear apart another women, the daughter of a former public figure, no less. Bristol didn't run for office.

Or, and I know this is tricky, maybe do both.

Check out her previous article, Water is Wet.

Following Gawker Media’s advice on how to function as a human being would place you somewhere on the antisocial personality disorder spectrum.

a shotgun to the brain kind of tells the world you don't give a shit about anything anymore.

Pro Tip Guys: As a person in a position of authority over female colleagues, never find yourself alone with one. Always have a witness present.

Mrs. fluff and I just cut the cord and bought a Roku. We use Sling TV for CNN, ESPN, and HBO.

Mrs. fluff and I just cut the cord and bought a Roku. We use Sling TV for CNN, ESPN, and HBO.

I had the surgical team blast Cannibal Corpse during my surgery.

You’re setting a great example for her by commenting on Jezebel.

Good point. I hate that racist piece of shit.

Apparently, an event 18 millenia into the future.

Why live in Vermont when there are perfectly good neighborhoods on the southside of Chicago to call home?

The black community thinks one way? I thought those sorts of generalizations were considered racist.

No, it makes a black protest against him stupid.

You're right. What the country needs is a transsexual Eskimo for president.

And yet, one can’t help but notice the victim would be alive today had they not made certain terrible choices.