At least 3/5ths of it.

Which sports team heading into the fall has the highest standard deviation? Has to be the Cowboys right? Tony stays healthy, Zeke stays out of Denver/Seattle and they make a run in the playoffs. Otherwise it’s probably another 4-12 season.

Delusional Cowboys fan here.

+1PISSOUTMYASS

*Ashley splices non-sports related piece of news onto Deadspin*

At least you didn’t say ALCS. I swore I heard Gary Thorne mention last night that Jeffrey Maier was last night’s in-game contest winner and I had a PTSD flashback of Tony Tarasco’s limbs flailing.

Mr. Haisley, what you’ve just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having read it. I award you no stars and may God have…

Cowboys fan living here in the D.C. area. I look forward to this particular piece of word porn every year. Thank you for doing the Lord’s work Drew.

Which one on the staff is most likely to leave the country if Trump becomes president?

What are your initial thoughts on The Ringer? (Other than its shitty name)

This is the kind of comment that makes me realize the demographic of the readers on this site are 35-50 year old white males.

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