Don’t worry, Trump will make Mexico pay for a new one.

Why won’t Panera bread let me order a Pita Taufatofua with extra mayo?

Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

After receiving a signal that “the urines were ready,” the young girl took her place in front of R. Kelly and closed her eyes.