Die a hero or live long enough to become the villain.

In Sweden we don’t need warning labels for everything.

Just looks like an average atlanta commuter move

A Møøse once bit my sister ...

Jalopnik motorsports park?

I really wish I had made this. To whoever you are, you are my new hero.

Lamboat (dude).

I want to laugh but I can't. I just wrote a check to Uncle Sam and read this, makes my blood boil. The incompetence, arrogance and pure ignorance. Embarrassing.

Will it come with a transmission that grenades with every bump?

So that's what they look like when they need turning?

They definitely felt like brothers from another mother when they showed up in Texas. Haha.

Anybody else picture the Tusken Raiders taking potshots at passing podracers? No? Just me?

Good thing my car came with BMW's most advanced American anti-theft system available

There's, like, an app.

How about this:

one does not merely walk away from getting your scrotum blasted to smithereens.

So Bucs games then.

The "jobless" aspect of the headline seems to just be an IRS classification.

At least now Jameis Winston understands what it's like to be the victim

This. Is. Porn.