Something something Virgin. Something something first time was a disaster.

RIP

I wasn't aware that the British so strictly enforced minimum speed limits.

A quick lesson on mean, median, and mode.

Mean is the normal "average". This is usually pretty good, but one large result can skew everything. Pretend there are 10 Bugatti owners. 9 of them own 10 cars each, but the tenth owner has 200 cars. When we do the average, it appears the "average owner" has 29 cars. …

I'm a big fan of the MSR Dragonfly. Very noisy, but can burn nearly any liquid fuel. I know of a colleague who used diesel once with moderate success, but great mess.

Tesla should buy it and roll out electric Cords....the full sized ones would be called Extension Cords.

who says Russians are professional?

This would be me.

Okay. I found the fairer, more transparent comparison you're looking for:

This just reinforces what I've always said about Brett Favre not belonging in the Hall of Fame.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Says the guy who is supposedly using writing to make a living...

Ditches love Hellcats.

Somewhere between Yes and San Andreas Fault.

Correct headline: "PSA: A Warning to All Roadside Trees and Telephone Poles"

Coming to this country illegally is illegal.

I guess we'll see...

So if I went to get my picture taken with a full beard and a full head of hair and then immediately after the picture was taken went home and shaved my head and beard I would be in violation of this policy?

As always, we can count on Aaron Foley, Jalopnik's own national treasure, to provide insightful commentary on the important issues that REALLY MATTER.

Note to customers: Warranty is voided after 1 Le mans.