Would I be listening to her sing on the radio, or would she be sitting in the passenger seat, singing? How loud is she singing? How short is her skirt? I think regardless, I'd endure (or enjoy it, depending on how my questions are answered) if it were in that sexy car.

This makes the most sense to me. Alas, diesels do not have to be expensive... they just are because they don't seem to sell enough units (at least in America) to amortize the research costs for the engine. We need broader adoption, and these things will become much more affordable!

Every time I see a post on Jalopnik about a diesel coming to America, there is almost always an associated dig at electric cars. I don't understand why, if we really want a fun to drive car with astronomically high gas mileage, we can't have diesel/electric hybrids. I especially don't understand why Jalopnik writers…

I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

I first read this headline on my mobile phone and I thought it said "a manual transmission is the only way to enjoy a car and you need to deal with it", and I thought to myself.... yeah, I can deal with that. And then I re-read it, and realized what it actually said, and this is how I felt:

I was angling more for feeling embarrassment FOR them, rather than because of them. Sort of like when you are standing in polite company and someone uses a word that doesn't mean what they think it means... it just kind of makes you cringe, because you know everyone around you is thinking they are stupid. Perhaps you…

These ads are condescending, and I don't think it is unreasonable to be upset that a manufacturer is bending the truth about the quality of their product. Toyotas are fine for what designers intend them to do; that does not make them fine cars, despite what their marketing team may claim. The ad suggests it is a…

Am I really going to be the first to do this? I thought for sure I would have been beat to the punch. Okay, here goes.... SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!!!!

Glad to know I'm not the only one who thought that Toyota commercial was miserable. I actually feel embarrassment for anyone who goes and buys one of those cars because of that ad; they are literally talking down to consumers and treating them like idiots. I understand that auto companies need to pander to those who…

All I could think of while he was doing that is.... "I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth"

I don't think it gets any worse than masturbating while driving. I haven't seen it in person, but I do recall a recent story here on Jalopnik where a gentleman (using the term loosely) from Florida (of all places, oh the humanity!) was found pleasuring himself while also having some sort of children's toy in his…

I've seen #3 a few times before, but it never occurred to me how lucky the driver of the black Chevy was, or how lightning fast the reflexes of the Cayenne driver were. Impressive/lucky all around.

Haha gotta love (or hate) the hubris of having your headlights designed as a "1" before you've even run the race in a prototype car. They did win, and have a history of doing so, so I guess they get to continue gloating. For the record, I'm an Audi fan and owner, so I hope they continue to have success, whether it be…

I see your point, and I am beginning to think of it like this: Audi started their really big marketing push in the US in 2007-2008, claiming it was going to be "their best year ever". I can't remember exactly, but whatever that superbowl was where they advertised the R8 to the American public for the first time, that…

I think saying that LED eyelashes being the most influential thing Audi has ever done degrades the work they did to bring AWD to the consumer marketplace, but to each their own I guess.

More 360 than 430, I'd say.

That might be Josh Decker's (of www.quattroworld.com) B5. He is in WA, and the mods on this one look pretty consistent with what he has done to his. I'm not sure though, I moved from WA back to the east coast 2 years ago, and I haven't kept in touch with that community. If it is his, it's a seriously sweet ride! There…

So does this mean that when the politicians are blabbering to us about Main st. America, they really ought to be preaching about the good folks on 2nd.? I knew they were lying about something!

HULK SMASH!

Can't tell if this is joke about broken back.... or you actually think he is a good race car driver.