“unofficial FFVII porn”

You think Vogon poetry is bad? You should try right wing comedy!

Guess you weren’t old enough for the Blu-Ray and HD-DVD Disc War?

Knowing is half the battle

Anyone still calling someone a ‘wuss’ in 2022 is part of a problem.

(And, yes, I understand that makes me a wuss. Super simple math. Middle School, I get it.)

I can’t believe this guy named himself after his game, though. 

When I’m within 50 feet of any semi, they just lay on the air horn the whole time because all they can see is a big honky.

“Cracker” is as much a ‘slur’ as calling someone short.

I’m so white, I’m #gggggg.

I genuinly dont think white people are upset by this. I think its a bunch of right wing haters of hasan, reporting it as a racism as a fuck you to him.

I’m so white my favorite meal is unseasoned boiled chicken on wonderbread with heavy mayonnaise, and even *I* think these people are fragile...

As a FDA certified saltine myself, god white people are so fucking fragile.

They gave you the $400M? Sick!

Nothing, what’sa pupa with you?

Yes, smcallah is on the right track. Remember, digital downloads of whole games weren’t even a twinkle in the eyes of developers back in 2001, even with the size of the games, so those rights weren’t built into licences.

Thank you good sir.

We all talked about your lights after we left the party.

Check out the big brain on brad!

Or they’re just fun, escapist entertainment that lets people drive around like maniacs and blow stuff up for an hour here and there.

Clicked the video and was immediately reminded of how fucking unbearable the juvenile nihilism of these games is.