I knew my ex was cheating when he started trimming his pubes.

8/12: Tweets from beyond the grave (Wed, November 11)

Considering the Navy navigates vast oceans and rough seas, you’d think they’d be better at handling streams.

Its so stupid and sad that apparently people think its cool to give her money if she’s single, but not to give her money if she’s dating someone.

Hang on, are you seriously suggesting that male streamers don’t solicit donations for simply existing?

Just like the movie Psycho.

I can just hear the shouts of “But I never owned slaves!” echoing through the Blue Ridge...

And not fired and charged with a crime! 

Yet they keep insisting that they are “lawful gun owners” up until the moment they’re not. 

Oh, hey, another fictional character that would be a better president than Trump.

god, he was only looking at it..

Haunted, or just really ugly? I think people conflate the two a lot. Sometimes a thing is just ugly y’all.

Head baker here so I know my craft. This way of doing it is good if you only have white flour. Starting a sourdough starter is best done with a wholegrain flour as the yeast is found on the grain. It is also possible to use whole oats and white flour. Of course this will leave oats in it but those will slowly…

I love that his Animal Crossing character looks exactly like him.

I think its fascinating that even 1915 people knew Birth of a Nation was racist. And it did more then glorify the Klan.  It brought them back from the grave and made them more powerful, it also created all there iconography.  Cross burnings was not something the 1870s Klan did, the film made it up and the 1920s Klan…

lolwut

yes, the sad fact is that they could answer “Nixon!” and probably still be right.... 

If you need to lose some money on the stock market, try *NoWinStock.com*. It totally worked for me.,

I’ve just seen it now, and it is indeed the breast eye tears that land on the spider.

Please don’t give mustard bottles to small children. The nozzle can come apart and is a choking hazzard. Kudos on the reuse ideas though!