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RE: Jim Carrey

Fun Fact: I went to the dentist a few days after finishing this article and they informed me I had cracked one of my molars. Thanks cereal!

They were thinking people would enjoy the exact same setup they’ve had in every animal crossing game?

These excuses sure do sound a lot like a Guilty-Until-Proven-Innocent approach to game saves.

Pretty easy to for someone your size to get in a Fit. All you have to do is kneel.

And yet you seemed to fit very comfortably in a 2-D pane of glass with a couple other people, Zod. Get over it.

Also fine although I haven’t done it yet: when you’re stopped at a red light with a bunch of other cars, and that idiot next to you has left a 1.5x to 2x car lengths gap in front of him/her, it is OK to move into that huge gap.

and not a Freudian slip, or learned spell check entry

i am really hoping that that is a typo.

I wouldn’t reminisce about an old teacher sending me a pile of floppy dicks.

I mean, i’m not an unarmed black person so i’m going to guess that isn’t going to happen, and if you’re going to wish for someone to get physically assaulted or killed, at least have the nerve to actually say it.

It’s rare for people to experience Virgin a 2nd time.

These are the same assholes who merge onto the highway and immediately head to the leftmost lane even if they are not passing anybody.

Well the hayseed has weighed in

“I’m not racist, I just say and do racist things. But that’s not my true intent. If you could only look past all of my words and actions and examine the real me, you would understand.” -A racist

If you have any kind of body rash, and use Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap, make sure to dilute it.  Do not use it at full strength on a body rash.  I hope I don’t have to explain how I learned that.  Doesn’t matter if you thank me now, or later, but you will thank me.

If you have any kind of body rash, and use Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap, make sure to dilute it.  Do not use it at

The comment I was replying to, was talking about another woman. Thanks for the condescension anyway. 

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”