Yeah and then you want me to suck the poison out. I fell for that too many times. 

i was bit on the ass at summer camp by a spider. it was not pleasant.

Jesus. This is a horrifying thought.

Ehh, Soon-Ja Du got away with probation for shooting Latasha Harlins in the back in a very similar circumstance.

I’m imagining you talking like the guy at 50seconds

Ill take it further and say I’m capable of using the bathroom without touching anything but my pants.

He seems more like a bot than most bots.

now I know

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Also Santa Claus is white and black people deserve to be brutally killed by police and women who are sexually harassed and assaulted are probably asking for it. Gotta leave it at that. We’ll be right back and our next segment will include a prolonged discussion of high waisted jeans.

It’s funny (but not really) when white people think that “whiteness” is not a culture or experience or when they think they’re supposed to feel “guilty” for being white. Nobody except white people taught them to feel/think that way. I’ve had to point out to white people that yes, they do have a cultural experience,…

The white students are scared to get into conversations about race, as if they are going to say something wrong, or be exposed for being racists.

No need, the Navy’s stellar year in the news is plenty enough.

Disclaimer: 12 years Active Duty Navy service. So that’s (former) Petty Officer Dickhead to you.

These days, at least this year, a US Navy Ship returning to home port under her own power and not having rammed another ship or ran aground is enough to fly a “Mission Successful” banner....

“His comments must be observed in their totality to understand their context. He was attempting to de-escalate a situation involving an uncooperative passenger. In context, his comments were clearly aimed at attempting to gain compliance by using the passenger’s own statements and reasoning to avoid making an arrest.”

He’s too dumb to know which “other people” are which.  He probably thinks Toronto is in Italy because it ends in a vowel.

It was a tweet that will live in infamy.

He’s not your friend, buddy.

Is there a German word for expecting terrible things, them turning out worse, and you feel validated and depressed?

This guy is such a cunt.