The GIF is what a threesome looks like at the Cruz household.

You said “of course they’re going to respond.”  Can you not just go read what you typed?  Come on.

There should be no “of course” about it. But I guess they respond because she proved them wrong and Trump should pay up, but they just get to make fun of her again and Trump gets to lie and say he never said he’d pay.

A person shoukdnt.

Yeah, I imagine that Russians want to show you the kompromat in person. They’re not willing to send it electronically or even by post, since it would exist in a copy that someone else might be able to obtain and take the Russians’ leverage away.

Man, you didn’t even try.

Man, you didn’t even try.

In NC, the State Highway Patrol uses ordinary license plates, but they always start with SHP-. So it can be too late for you if you already were speeding all the way up to their bumper.

Quiznos franchisees had to buy toilet paper from Quiznos. Quiznos was just a profit making scam.

Sometimes I don’t poop when I travel and sometimes I do as normal. I’m not really sure what the difference is. I normally poop at least once everyday at home.

Nintendo is the master of battery life. For example, yesterday, I pulled a DSi out of a drawer where it had been for 2 1/2 years without turning it on.

Sneaky LAPD, showing up in Atlanta to take pictures of Whitney’s bathroom to sell.

I see some red onions in the picture of the pho, but they’re not in the recipe.

Nah, he had plenty of erections when subjugating minorities in his prison camps.  He hasn’t had any since losing that job though.  He’s trying to get that loving feeling back by being a US Senator and making some laws to subjugate minorities.

Joe Arpaio is SO polite that he faked an assassination attempt against himself and had an innocent man arrested for it.

I’m fairly certain that you’d still have to pay all of the taxes they say you owe during an appeal, then they’ll cut you a check when your appeal is over, if they owe you and you don’t owe them more.

I’m assuming this is a guy who believes that being racist means that you use the n-word openly, call Asians “chinks,” and say that Mexicans are all lazy (but which he actually did worse.)

Hehe, it must be considered a “foreign” food now.

Wow, that’s cool.  Only took 100 years or so. 

This is cool. Where else outside of NC can you get Cheerwine now? Used to have to bring this friends in other states that I visited.

Your parents must have proud of their self-righteous little tyrant.