Das wa I luv bout dese uppa school birds, man. I get olda, dey stay da same age.

Bush 2: Creed

Did they change it to “Bush” so that us dumb Americans would think it was a sequel to “Snatch”?

No, I’m done, I’ve have it. This kid and his friends are being treated like fucking royalty by Republicans and right-wingers, while the Parkland School shooting survivors are still being insulted and mocked by the same people praising these kids. Fuck this shit. Dead kids? Who cares. Survivors? Who cares. Catholic…

It’s some damn impressive spin. If the little shitheel had hit the guy, he’d have the balls to say that Phillips’s face really hurt his hand.

Fuck everything. This kid will literally get fucking FAME out of being a complete shit. Sometimes I just want to give up. Christ.

Mueller is disputing only some aspects of that reporting but not denying it either. We know Cohen lied and therefore sentenced to 3 years for the the Trump tower Moscow deal. Trump also said repeatedly he didn’t have any projects in Russia while actually seeking to build Trump Tower Moscow. Those are facts that back up…

“I’ll give you $10 billion for it”- Donald Trump

in other words, this is the royal wii?

lol, fuck you.

Legitimately can’t believe I’m the first to post this

Oh jesus christ this is a stupid post.

I find the idea that a Jalopnik commentor being a good parent highly suspect

Your children are most likely exposed to profanity around their friends. 

(From the tweets above,they never started;”Sicko Mode” is Travis Scott.)

The shutdown made TSA employees likeable.

Not like LucasArts’ final decade was much better! Star Wars is just cursed. Disney should do what it does with Marvel and hand it out to as many developers as possible.

Do these people have nothing better to worry about?

Acting morally superior by feigning offense at Family Guy has got to be the laziest shit I have ever seen, and I once served crushed Top Ramen as an appetizer.

This reminds me of that one time that [noted celebrity] did [weird thing] at [random humourous location].