May I ask, what do you think the government does? Sit around jacking it with fingers up their asses all day?

“Net64 doesn’t actually include the ROM for Super Mario 64. Instead, it’s just a second program that goes over top of it and makes it so people can play online together within the same game.”

You lose any respect you might have had from me when you support *literal fucking genocide* of other people because... fuck them, I guess? They’re different? Whatever the reason, I find that to be an intolerable ideology.

Hell of a false equivalency you’ve got there.

Exactly. Talking to yourself and being bipolar (?) and spontaneous does not make someone insane.

Hillary Clinton is a fuckstick pile of garbage who should never have won the candidacy, and the Dems are mind-bogglingly stupid for running her. But calling her worse than Trump? Are you fucking kidding me? I’ll take “basicallyno change but we look a little more progressive” over “all of us look like idiots and…

Pence’s domestic policy sounds like it’d be a hell of a lot worse, but at least he’s less likely to start a nuclear holocaust because his peener might be smaller than KJU’s.

To be fair, that’s an oversimplification of their purpose. I own and practice with a gun for defensive purposes, and that’ll be taken away from me over my dead body.

That too, but fixing YouTube’s system would be a good start for people who make their living on the site. Fixing copyright as a whole will take *eons* of legislation.

He went to Japan, and visited a forest primarily known for people committing suicide in it. He brought a video camera, and he recorded one of many suicide victims in this forest. So far, so good, right? Nothing that bad, right? Well, then he made jokes about him. He laughed at and mocked somebody who thought their…

I’ve never honestly understood why anyone likes Quick Man’s stage. For me, it’s always the one I look at and go, “yuck, that was a bit of a misstep.” Mainly because of the second laser section, in which the timing is impossibly strict without the Flash Stopper. If you accidentally clip a corner while falling, or if…

Pops up all over the place anytime Riot makes the slightest change to League of Legends. “Wtf rito no will of the ancients? Mages are dead gg dumbas devs” “Why would you rework evelynn, darius is broken forever! I quit” “leaverbuster ban me for leaving 45 matches bcause I keep having to fight annie, fix ur shit game…

Not in defense of him (this whole thing is stupid and I’m pissed about it), but I think that was just poor wording. My guess is that he meant they overwhelmingly voted for Obama both times, not that they ruined America by overwhelmingly voting for him.

This is why nobody takes any Gawker sites seriously. I would expect to see this on a subpar subreddit with a LESS clickbait-y title, but no, some people actually get paid to upgrade the clickbait, spend ten seconds writing a short paragraph about it, and pretend it’s some form of “journalism?”

Are you the atheist in the joke about the atheist and the vegan?

I like Klepek, but *oh my god we get it Mario Maker is cool.*

Instead of Professor Oak, you get Jesus telling you how to safely catch religious figures without accidentally hitting them with the ball, as that would injure them and summon God’s wrath... and if you do that his wrath looks like a fake-ass Ho-Oh. And if you try to “catch His wrath” the game floods your phone with…

Twelve year old schmoe who thinks he’s a jock, or alternatively an eighty-year-old who thinks video games make you into gay aliens from Jupiter. In both cases, thinks spending his time shitposting Kotaku is more interesting and worthwhile than people who enjoy video games/movies/computers and are passionate about them.

Punctuation is FUN!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!!! That’s why I used so much of it!

And here we have the “I don’t have a counterpoint, so ad hominem and baseless claims it is” line of thinking.