The only thing that stops a bad offensive lineman with a gun is a good defensive lineman with a gun. #tcot

Lord, why couldn’t this have happened to someone who deserves it? Someone like Chase fucking Utley for example.

dealt a raw hand

You hear that? That’s the sound of me giving you the finger.

You can take the Chase Utley out of Philadelphia, but you can’t take the Philadelphia out of Chase Utley. Seriously, fuck this guy.