You gotta get hip, daddy-o!

So basically what you’re a saying is you don’t like fun and can’t stand to see someone else enjoy themselves.

There, I changed it, just for you.

Alfa Romeo is working their next car called the William Henry Harrison. It has a catastrophic engine failure a month after you buy it.

The birds.

Lol, as long as someone posted this, I’m good.

I was really hoping for a lot more camera in the tire footage, and a lot less Bad Fashion Dad yelling at me

Sloths or Raptors. I can’t decide which are cooler.

Sorry about your butthole mouth. Must be a hard life.

Makes me kinda wonder how they tooled that in a pretty pre-plastics era...

My roommates said they’d get me rims for Christmas. And a CB radio, so I can talk to other car beds.

Judging by the comments, it seems cursive should make a comeback.

It looks like they stole the typeface from a Ratt album cover.

So many excellent choices! And I have a strong feeling that all the good ones are going to be old or even obsolete.

Brazilian market F150 from the early 90's (gasp!). Discreet and nothing conveys modernity like a font with a Tron vibe. And did I mention it has a turbocharged engine?

This looks like what I would stencil in 7th grade. It is distinctive but in no way professional.

I’ve always liked the font GM used on chevys in the sixties-they used it on all their cars it seemed.

Mazda Cosmo Sport (the first one):

hi!