He didn’t complaint about space in the VW or the Crosstrek, what in the letter makes you think the Crosstrek is inadequate for his space needs? 

Alright, so you’re renovating and need something that’s going to haul a lot of stuff, and want to ride out the rear-facing child seat era of the kid’s life. Here’s a third option: used minivan.

Unless there was a whole part of the question Tom left out, the guy never expressed displeasure with the size of the Golf. They baby just fine.

“but spew a thread of viscous web toward them to see them pinned to the wall”

I voted NP for the sheer boldness of this vehicle and its potential $ per lolz quotient 

“The thing is, there are only so many hours in a night and that value isn’t changing for at least a few billion years.”

Something like “Person, woman, man, camera, TV”?

It’s hard for him to keep his agencies straight, he probably has a jingle he made up that he recites in his head

Shit, now I want to change my CP to NP.

I love every single thing about this! The dual exhaust makes absolutely zero sense and it’s amazing. That snout...the diamond plating that adds 30% to the curb weight...the anti-aero “visor”...so perfectly insane. I really want to hear the story on how they managed to wear the tread off of this bad boy.

I want this. It’s not even worth the plane ticket I’d have to pay to go get it or gas money to drive it home (if that’s even possible). But i want it. 

I’d buy it then put one of those “nice truck sorry about your penis” bumper stickers on it just for the lolz.

for some reason, the NOAA tag still present on the upper left makes it that much funnier.

Space Marines was, of course, already taken and help in TM by the litigious Games Workshop 

They also made a collab beer so you can get plastered while making dick swords.

And whatever penis swords your son might create on his own.

They aren’t taking pictures of a comet because it’s pretty, duh. If only there were some scientific information to be gleaned from a clear photo of a comet... 

I’m some young scruffy rascal trying to make good in this gaming industry.