I had a slammer with a raven holding a 9mm that I thought was so cool.....for some reason

You’d better call that Mini “Slammer” because it sure flipped that POG!

And how did that work out for France?

It is time.

Rich people still doing great, everyone.

Lol this response! What even is this revisionist history where the cars of the late 70s and 80s weren’t an abortive mishmash of technologies and bad design choices that were struggling to meet ever-stricter emissions and crash safety standards?

These nominations are real.

I nominate Jez for Most Likely to Organize a Convention in Which Inane Goings-ons of Celebrities are Discussed at Length, in addition to Website Whose Authors Are Most Likely to Use Dank Memes in Their Writing

I’m reminded of the time a murderer ran around the airport to get to his rental car before the company went bankrupt.

Congratulations to The Root for recognizing you’ve got yourself a community here and investing in it. 🥰

My tiny ass hatchback has 30 more HP than this monstrosity, and even then its still slow as shit, not to mention far more safe. These things are as easy to work on as you think. There is a shit ton of vacuum cables and wiring that takes a ton of time to learn to keep straight

Ahem, simplicity? May I redirect you to the underhood shot. The wiring and vacuum line drawings will take up many pages - and there appears to be some disorganization.

What

Vhy are you crossing ze road here! Zis is impossible, zere are rules!

If the discontinuation of an unwanted transmission option on a basic CUV is destroying your will to live, then you are far more invested than I.

My friend had one, and he submitted an owner review, and it was really funny. I wish I can remember the exact wording of it. He described the self leveling suspension having a low IQ, and in a colorful language he went on portraying how, after parked, one would try to adjust to the others and fail, and others try to…

Leasing a Compass might be the worst financial choice I've heard any make.

German animals wouldn't think of crossing a road except at a marked crossing.