smaugtheunpretentious
SmaugTheUnpretentious
smaugtheunpretentious

I can only lol so hard

Still from tickets, mate. Except now, the fellow handing them out won’t be kitted like they’re about to storm Osama Bin Laden’s bunker. 

Lol, shit bruh, sorry Jalop had to intrude on your privilege of not paying attention to what’s happening in the world around you

The leading comments here are sad. They’re not new, they’re reminiscent of calls for the Civil Rights Movement of the 60s to stop inconveniencing white Americans. But, they are sad nonetheless, they’re a showcase of the indifference the writers have for their fellow citizens and country. I find these commenters to be

You know, Justin...I don’t give a shit about the woman who’s constantly working out with her Nissan Sentra’s spare tire. Do I go into those articles‘ comments and bitch about “you didn’t use to write about working out on top of cars and now instead of thinking about cars, this girl’s making me thinking about how I

Over now? That’s never been Jalopnik. Never ever. And for the best.

al Qaeda vs Y’all Qaeda

Conservatives have become Christian Talibans.

For was it not Martin Luther King Jr. himself that said:

Generally I agree with the sentiment, don’t willingly endanger yourself or others. I keep going back to the thought though: how long have the protests been going on? And what has changed? Property is replaceable, people aren’t. Change is a challenge.

Do you imagine that protesters are like the zombines in 28 Days Later? You can see/hear them and they are typically just walking/milling about on main roads. Drive around them. Except that some of these incidents weren’t about just getting through, they were about inciting violence.

Assault with a vehicle is still

...you forfeit the right to be called a peaceful protestor once you threaten or damage my property or person.

Why do we bother trying to differentiate between al-Qaedaor white supremacists? Religious fundamentalists are all the same, regardless of what flavor mythology they espouse. Let’s just call them terrorists and proceed with getting rid of them all.

So someone in a vehicle, who might be inconvenienced by a crowd, has the right to play judge, jury and executioner and kill them. Got it.

Where are these drivers bootstraps? Why can’t they be responsible for not driving into a protest like a fucking moron.

I often find the protests that are most effective are the ones that are easily ignored because they do not inconvenience anyone.

“Death is an acceptable punishment for minor crimes”

I’ll keep this in mind next time the March for Life disrupts my commute.

Not sure what any of this means...