smaugtheunpretentious
SmaugTheUnpretentious
smaugtheunpretentious

Yeppers.  This is nothing new, but now they are ripping off business in home and that don’t fly.

There’s a healthy dose of patient responsibility that should be appended to your take and it doesn’t get talked about very often. Your Dr is willing to dispense a pill to you as the most expedient treatment because that is, largely, what patients have been trained to want. Particularly in the mental health field, but

My bunny approves of this take.

Oddly enough I JUST tweeted a “I enjoy the content you’re mocking" reply to NerfNow’s Josué Pereira. Not sure if I feel more vindicated or made fun of by all of this.

One of the first planes I worked on after getting my A&P. Flying on one, seeing one through the gate... That’s one thing. To climb the landing gear, get inside the fuel tank, or take a boom lift to the top of the vertical stabilizer... That’s something else. You can't describe the size of it, the feeling of walking

Urine smell drowns out the b.o.

I have a hard limit of 1 winner and 10 runner ups. I feel like this makes it THAT much more exciting when folks get picked. And it forces me to be more picky. 

Tommy Lee Jones is an alister in my book. Better than a Kardashian.  Also i believe Mr Connery is a Scottish actor.

From maybe the early 90s well into the 2000s he was most assuredly an A-lister, playing lead or major supporting roles in a string of high-profile popcorn movies that made (and paid him) big money.

They also act like it’s this long-standing cultural mainstay that people have grown up with or something, and then it turns out it’s been around for like...three years.

Jesus I wish there was a downvote option for this take

Woah. I want to swim in it, although I’m not sure if it works that way...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liquid_breathing#Diving

Uhhh, ok....

I’ve asked before, what people want from “offenders”, what is their redemption arc and is forgiveness possible? And what if they’re dead? What if they can’t redeem themselves?

I'm a runner. If I'm running through a crosswalk and a car cuts me off in the crosswalk, I'm definitely slapping the car (I'm kind of a dick like that. Also, give runners and pedestrians a break). By these standards, I should have a gun pulled on me roughly a dozen times a year. These people aren't willing to state

A lot of my Facebook “friends” have been trying the “watch the whole video and you’ll see she was totally justified and goaded into having to pull her gun by those rude people!” argument.

When I ask them the equivalent of, “Is pulling a gun how we should settle arguments now?” I rarely get a reply.

When this bitch got back in her car and ran, you could see a new form of terror over her eyes...”oh shit, I’m a Karen, and they got me on video”

Mm. I love purple.

Also a valuable lesson in mixing colors... red and blue make purple.