There were some good ones today, I think. I usually enjoy about 20% of the Sunday Comics b/c I often don’t play the games the other 80% are talking about. The best comics are those that make me chuckle w/o requiring me to know the nitty gritty of the games they’re referencing. I haven’t played a Metal Gear game in…

Sounds like he’s sick of restrictions. Who would’ve guessed being in a cage makes you feel uncomfortable, eh? Most certainly not my inferior pet ‘pico’ the parrot!

Thank you, this is the post I was waiting for. Still shows you cannot understand words. Already posted the quote. You read it, didn’t not understand it, and still fail to understand words. But if you insist me find that quote that was posted earlier, then it is as the 4:40 mark. But I would suggest starting at the…

Those were his words not mine about the unspoken rule. The fact that your reading comprehension is bad does not change the fact that he said that.

“The Minecraft community kinda took that turn, where it’s like, this unspoken rule, like, ‘everybody, we need to be all kid friendly, and basically be fake pieces of shit...”

He consciously sculpted his content and put himself into a position where his channel is popular and revenue generating. He is playing a game primarily marketed and played by children and now that he has grown into adulthood, he wants to be “true to himself”? No one forced him to make his content kid friendly, he did…

Agreed. Also gray needs to be stopped. I used to like most shades of gray for decor. Now it is the only “neutral” color available. I hate it now. I hate you, HGTV. I hate you, Property Brothers and your damn gray open floor plans. Find a new color!

Yeah I don’t understand the point of ordering table side guac in the first place. WTF sort of trend is that? Why does a person need to watch someone smash up their avocados instead of just letting it be done in the kitchen where the rest of their food is prepared? Yes, I never understood that, and luckily never had to…

Excellent response. I eyerolled at the OP as I read this and simultaneously looked at my 5 year old niece having a tantrum about dinner. Parallels were drawn.

It slows everything down so that you produce less in the same time period. That is not necessarily unfair to the workers themselves since, as you point out, they are going to make the same amount of money anyway. But it does decrease service to everyone else who is waiting and it’s very stressful to be in a high-paced…

Sigh... You know, if they wanna masturbate to it, they should just say they want to masturbate to it. We’ll all appreciate the honesty.

The five minutes spent stroking this wanker’s ego could’ve been better spent doing something, anything, else.

Next time someone comes after you because they can’t open a hyperlink, skip explaining it to them and just post this:

So dramatic. Here’s an explanation: we have a thing called “blips” that redirect your attention elsewhere, often for short news items “DLC is out!” or, like in this case, if we updated a DIFFERENT, FULL-LENGTH STORY. As it happens, the link here forwards you to the place where you can read in more detail what we’re…

“people standing in line for hours”

Yes, tell us more about how you want to “stand” w/ your favorite characters.

I’m.....positive he’ll be happy w/ his cation.

How’d they handle the wedding night? Warm cherry pie?

On today’s episode of Inevitable Posts:

This is the cringeiest thing I’ve ever seen.