Never forget 

“Your...brain has...the shell on it”

Lol “the first breed,” goddamn were you paying attention to how stupid that sounded as you were typing it? I don’t even know what it means. I’m probably the same age as this guy’s dad and in the same camp if we’re talking about beating the original Metroid

I think what Callyste was pointing out is that the commenter you responded to obviously already knew the information you provided thus making your answer superfluous and making you look like you didn’t read the comment by virtue of providing redundant information and also making you look like a smug dick for your…

Too true! 

Lol nah, it's just taking a critical eye to the design ethos behind this game

“would ruin the fun”

I remember when I was 23 and I thought swearing made me look cool and made my arguments more legitimate too

Of all the responses here, I think this hits closest to the mark for me.

Your dad sounds like a real basic bitch

If someone has their computer and monitor set to sleep or go into power-saving mode that’s fine, but if it’s just fully on all day for no reason other than to suspend some games...I dunno, seems like they could probably just turn it off

“Keep your politics out of my X” will always be the most I’m-Going-Through-Life-With-Intentional-Blinders-On argument there is. Whether you’re a millionaire athlete or just a schmo who wants to slide down those icy cold mountains on the Coors Light can after a long day at the warehouse, you can’t pretend the outside…

Congratulations to you all and the union victory! 

Hella dopesick bro

“But for me, a bigger issue is the fussiness of Steam...I, like all normal humans, always have Steam running on my PC. Invariably I have two or three games left on in the background, too...if you start playing on your Deck, you’re automatically signed out on your PC”

There will only ever be a handful of people who own that car because no one knows how to pronounce its name in the US. Great move Fiat! 

“I respect the Wrangler as a vehicle for piling all your friends into on a nice day, when you want the top down but want everyone to still get some personal space”

Will they be offering a game that isn't boring as fuck soon? 

You could've been an AG in South Dakota 

How much leaded gas did you drink as a kid that you ended up an extreme conservative as an adult?