Pictured: average Trump voter

Oh thanks! 

I hear James Cameron can be hired for salvaging operations 

Well now they're at the bottom of the ocean, so it's all moot 

Probably the navy, right? 

There will have to be a clause that his new employer can never land in Spain 

We survived an unstable US leader with keys to many thousands of ICBMs from 2016-2020. We can get through this one too

Jerri Seinfeld the periodontist?

I have to respectfully disagree, people aren’t malicious or ignorant in this case, it’s laziness and the perception of individual inconvenience 

You have to hang the Mona Lisa above the toilet in your private bathroom, so you get to see it everyday, but no one else will

Yeah I don't know who you expect to steal something like this and not have it come back to you. I wonder what kind of steps he took to keep his identity a secret or if he had some high-class fence who squealed on him 

Ever wonder why we have those warning labels? Because someone from the 60s or 70s tried to drink the liquid in the battery and their mom got super pissed that the car companies hadn’t done anything to stop their moron of a child from doing that. You’re full of shit friendo, the only difference is that in the 60s and…

Genuine lol

Get fucked Tucker Carlson

I’m a veteran and if your convoy is for me, then just go back to PA. I don’t want it

Yeah the only places you'll get weird "you don't belong here looks" are the pediatric units. I get the sense everyone in those units is cognizant of the fact that a bunch of kids' safety is their direct responsibility 

Haha, Step 1. Have a truck + driver

“Oh shit, he’s got a clipboard, he’s here on business”

I think there’s probably a lot to be said in the heist world for blending in. If you look like you have a legitimate purpose to be somewhere, people don’t question you. I work in a high security area and if I see a little white plastic badge hanging from someone’s shirt or belt, I don’t question their presence. Even…