smaugtheunpretentious
SmaugTheUnpretentious
smaugtheunpretentious

Damn! Yes, the Charger. Your reading skills will serve you well in The Wastes

With the exception of the Challenger, every one of these vehicles is going to be chunked to shit by Immortan Joe or The Lord Humongous. Don’t come at me with your little fiberglass shitboxes that you thought were cool when the roads were perfectly paved and gazoline was to be had on every corner 

“if Russian only claimed the separatist area as independent... im not sure if id be against it?”

Because in order to pillage a village, you’re going to need a grillage permillage that avoids emotional spillage. And hey, some pointillage couldn’t hurt.”

I make judgments with these games and they have little to do with the actual game part of the game. It isn’t that these games can’t be minmaxed or strategized all to hell (my god the hours I sank into Peggle while deployed because I couldn’t game as I was used to on my PC), or that the people playing them aren’t

Bloodsense and others have given good breakdowns of why this premise is flawed. But I encourage you to read more about the depressing and complex psychological cycle that is gambling addiction. There’s not a lot of fun involved

Yeah, good point. No one is getting through a gun safe and definitely not hauling it back through a hole in the wall either

One of my local stores has been robbed 3 times over the last couple years and all they ever take are Pokémon and MTG cards. Seems like maybe you'd stop storing those on site or something

https://c.tenor.com/sK2mHU6kq9IAAAAM/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle.gif

“storm surge that has been measured as high as 6.5 feet”

Yes, nicely done! 

How furiously were you masturbating while you made this spreadsheet? 

Why would they care if you're done, they already have your $60?

Man Stands at Airport with Cellphone and Watches Planes Land...well done, sir

I dunno, Tony Shalhoub had a pretty nice suit if I remember that scene correctly

And peed in it! They always smoke and pee in stolen cars...poop if you're super unlucky

You love PoP... 

Why is that Prince of Persia tweet in the middle of the article? 

The Future Was Never Promised”