smaugtheunpretentious
SmaugTheUnpretentious
smaugtheunpretentious

Can you describe the patina on your NFTs? I find it is the most reliable indicator of authenticity 

and Samus acts like she’d rather be anywhere else”

This is a highly flawed metric, operating under the assumption as it does that no matter the market, NPs exist. Sometimes the market is bad for buyers and so buyers will choose simply to opt out or choose other options, but that doesn’t make a shitty car at a shitty price a NP

These sites are un-visitable nonsense without an ad blocker 

Chris didn't mention that it was the junkyard or the brothels, dude's dad went hard for the sex workers

Lol concrete cows! I'm skipping Stonehenge during my next visit and driving out to these cows

Or perhaps there's a subversive element in the CCP censor office! 

That could happen too, and I’m sorry you lost your wife. People always want kids, but guess what? When you marry someone with 3 kids, now you’ve got 3 kids too

Damn! 

You rock

My god man, drilling holes in his head isn't the answer 

It's from the pre-capitalism days, when we would have all been serfs, raising cabbage for a Lord somewhere 

I once drove 500 miles to see your mother

I had a horn incident occur in my early 90s Cherokee. Disclaimer up front that I was 16 and I understand I was involved in irresponsible driving behavior. Myself and 3 friends were hotboxing the Jeep in a quiet culdesac we used frequently and when we were done I started the car and turned the wheel to leave the

“Another had driven his Tesla from Milton Keynes in Britain, despite not having a ticket. He said it was worth it just to see the site from the outside”

5ft makes sense for other things, just not movement. Like an arm span is well over 5ft for most humans, so a 5 ft area of control for a person standing in a square makes sense. It stops making sense when your character takes a step... 

It’s sincerely a hard row to hoe, social interaction is built on capitalism in so many ways these days

What an analogy! 

It doesn’t really matter on an individual level how we paint each other, that’s just more good ol’ American individualism rearing it’s head.