thank you! the original quote is bad enough...i was making it worse. i’m slightly less ragey now. SLIGHTLY.

Sub vs. hoagie vs. grinder vs. hero vs. wedgie vs. Italian split roll vs. spuckie vs. zeppelin vs. po’boy vs. torpedo vs. spiedie vs. gondola vs. sarnie... there is a fuck ton of regional sandwiches with only slight variations to them and that’s not even getting outside the U.S. of A.

My ex was from deep down in Kentucky and I’m from Ohio. She asked me to “pack” her suitcase, after we arrived at our destination. Repeatedly told her it was too late to pack anything to which she finally explained “pack” meant to carry. I, as an Ohioan, was completely confused.

I find your confusion about my confusion confusing.

Yeah, because I’m sure there’s NO Trump supporters playing for the Cubs. Seriously, the politics of one player is pretty irrelevant unless it’s Curt Schilling-level assholery or Kaepernick-esque protest.

Drone Force 1 was busy covering some drama surrounding a mall parking spot:

Yeah, those poor, poor Yankee fans - they never get any breaks in their favor!

I had the misfortune of interacting with many Yankee fans during the game and all of them were whinging over the strike zone. A couple of close strike calls doesn’t change the fact that they couldn’t do anything against more hittable pitches either. Cleveland can’t shut up these insufferable pricks soon enough.

He had 8 days of rest before tonight’s start. He wasn’t tired. He just barfed up a hairball. Fucking weaksauce.

There’s no earthy way of knowing

Oompa loompa loompa-de-doo

One of my favorite baseball photos of all time. Altuve with 6'7" Nate Freiman:

The longest dingers embiggen even the smallest of men.

I mean she’s not wrong.

She’s absolutely wrong, on so may levels that it’s stunning.

So you and her both know each and every single victim was a card carrying republican who didn’t give a shit about sandy hook? C’mon now, I’m an asshole and even I think you’re wrong. Crawl back into your hole.

“that’s what these fucking cretins have driven me to.”

Bad analogy. No matter how you chop the data, these were still innocents.

She is wrong. I know people who were at that concert that are decidedly NOT conservative. It’s like saying everyone in a red state deserves Trump, when 45% of them didn’t vote for him.

She almost certainly is wrong to paint with a broad brush about a group of 20,000 people, the 59 people who died and the 500+ people who were injured. Surely there were many in each group of people who have not toed the Republican line on gun control.