I don’t want to see Lonzo fail...I want to see him succeed wildly. But only after he completely cuts his father out of his life, gets him banned permanently from the Staples Center, and admits Big Baller Brand is an extremely stupid name.

Christ, how are the biggest pricks the most wrong ALL OF THE TIME?

We’ve got the Hottest of all Takes right here!!

I’m not going to lie, Jalopnik membership not withstanding, I would rather an amateur auto shop than nosy religious zealot assholes any day. It really doesn’t matter what you are into, those are the kinds of people that make neighborhoods awful and negatively impact property values long-term.

Community typically grows…

....You realize you posted this comment on a website dedicated to reporting the news to the exact type of people who would open such a garage, right?

/builds steel sculpture of a cactus

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Its not a personality test, its magic...

I agree that Pet Sounds is overrated, if your expectations are that it will prolong your lifespan by 500 years and also make a really good key lime pie. If you just want excellent music though, it does exactly what it says on the tin.

Well now I have to go listen to that Kinks album again...

Pet Sounds is better than Sgt. Pepper’s.

Wait, why the Beach Boy hate? Are you not aware that your sister site, The A.V. Club, correctly proclaimed Pet Sounds to be a better album than Sgt. Pepper’s?

Coaches were at a loss to explain whose fault the play was, since the players are all nice boys from good families.

Who knows? The only witnesses in the report all say she entered the intersection on a red and she was moving so it is pretty damning. Blaming the victim for not having better reactions to Venus’s illegal actions seems strange though.

Glad the announcers afterwards let us know how much she’s suffering for having killed a man. How about the widow? Oh wait she’s not part of the incestuous world of tennis journalism. That Venus though, this has made her sad, sad, sad.

You can also slow it back to normal speed and substitute with Waylon Jennings’ “Good ol’ Boys”

well at least you’re reasonable about your expectations. “i was going in expecting it to become the new best movie i’ve ever seen in my life forever and ever amen but it fell short”

That poor bastard, now he can only go to Padres and Phillies games.

Thankfully soccer fans are used to exceptionally long periods of nothing happening.

I’m a big fan of declaring people Kings for obscure accomplishments. King of Catcher Interference? Way to go guy!