If you can dodge an arrow, you can dodge a ball.

You missed the part when he shot through chain mail, I guess. Also, you sound a little jealous.

I hope you never need a blood transfusion because that's putting another person blood cells into your body! Ewwww! Grooooossssss!

There are anti-vaccine cranks all along the political spectrum, from the crunchy left through the apathetic middle and proceeding into the hard right.

"DAMN YOU KINJA, YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME! BOTH YOU, AND ONE DAY, YOUR HEIRS!!!!!" *As I float away *

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no, not dat Pater, Dis Pater:

Dead Like Me, an excellent but sadly short-lived Showtime series from 2003, and the source of some of my favorite dialogue from anything ever.

Monster Squad was great, but Goonies was too. It's okay to like both, I love them and they're both on my favorite list.

I'm sorry to hear about your lack of a soul.

(stands up, pushes away cane, flexes his obscurity muscles)

Also, at some point the beard was actually glued to Moe's chin and they spent 5 minutes and various power tools trying to remove it, but only ended up in ripping out a large portion of Larry's hair and completely ruining a power saw on Curly's head.

I mean, I understand that the article can't go into every detail, but I can only assume that the whole thing eventually descended into a pie fight.

Frustratingly, the story isn't entirely clear because three of the museum's curators are offering conflicting accounts.

Image not shown: the conservators involved.

A lot of cartoons and comics, especially in the 80s fall into that Calvin & Hobbes "T-Rexes in F-15s" category of being incredibly cool, but incredibly STUPID too.

Yes, the Turtles from the original Mirage Studio comics were grittier but they weren't hulking-behemoths like in the Bay-produced film. They were much shorter. I realize that Mikey and Don have their knees bent in this picture, but even with their legs straight, they wouldn't tower over April.

Sorry, I know this isn't a popular opinion, but to me those cartoon Turtles were always themselves a nightmarish redesign of this:

Hey buddy, my eyes are up here, too

I have a weird penchant for remembering obscure cartoon series from my childhood, or making passing references to cartoon series from before my time. Still, my brain actively scrubbed this show from my memory.