I was introduced to the Church of the Subgenius around 1988 by a Wiccan friend. She said, "Yeah, I know you're an atheist, a skeptic and all that but, this stuff is funny as hell!"

This was my immediate thought. The Church of the Subgenius. It is terrible that it is not listed here because I think it belongs at the top of the list. And I say this as former unofficial "Master-Pope and Pope of Central Michigan University and All of Oil City".

I guess this is probably a generational thing, but I always found the Church of the Subgenius funnier.

It's obviously a clue that leads to hidden treasure. Somebody get Nic Cage on the phone.

Its' the flick of the tongue, you know. And the pronunciation. You have to say "le-vi-O-sa", and not "le-vi-o-SA". Don't know about magic missiles, but your levitational skills will improve much.

Still waiting on those demonic powers. I can't even get Magic Missile to work most of the time.

Have you USED WebMD? ;)

I could see something with flashbacks, not so much a straight-prequel though. At least, I don’t want prequel, so you aren’t alone there.

I really don't think Marvel would at this point make a prequel for her. I think they only are making movies that advance their universe as a whole, even if only by small steps. So if we catch more of her backstory in a standalone movie, it will be during a mission that reveals something that leads to something else…

That was the last time I eat at Ye Bell of The Taco.

Correct. Between that discourtesy and the guy who placed Neo Nazi propaganda in all our Judaism books, well. I like to think karma is a thing.

That would only make sense if Quill got the mixtape from his dad. These songs make perfect sense coming from his mother.

Yes! That fan fiction would be awesome then just sell it to Spielberg and you're set.

The Shit List

Considering its RT score (92%, which is the same score as Avengers, and only one and two point lower than Iron Man and TDK) and its Cinemascore of A, you seem to be in the minority thinking that it "simply ok"

I still don't understand why they're expecting to find munchies on the other side of that wormhole.

Going by the leaked script (if real), it's going to be a trip of a movie. Time travel due to relativity, Chinese robots, radiation gravity monsters, etc. It goes kind of crazy.

"My god, it's full of french-fried potatoes!"

Also, this article is full of crap.

I have Youtube. It's the best $0 I don't pay every month.