All the defense lawyers that do this on a daily basis are scum. Is that better for you?

Must just be your Cracker Barrel. We have 3 near us and all of them still serve great breakfasts. Dinner was never their strong suit anyway, but their catfish is always good. Our IHOP, OTOH, has always been just north of McDonald’s. Every once in a while they manage to make me a good breakfast. The rest of the time…

What about fighting in sports?

Yeah, it is. Great players can be great in any era, but the differences like the hand-check rules, offensive & defensive 3-seconds, zone defense calls, and 3-pointers, etc. make it hard to do direct comparisons outside contemporaries.

I think the Magic fell apart after getting demolished in the Finals that year. My point was that Jordan played very little that season. If he had been there the whole season the Bulls would have been a #1 or #2 seed and faced the Magic in the ECF and maybe even won and played the Rockets in the Finals. It’s hard to…

Oh, you mean when Jordan came out of retirement after trying to play baseball for a couple of years, played just 17 regular season games and then went into the playoffs as a #5 seed? Yeah, I remember that.

He took more shots than LeBron, though. That counts for something.

Jordan played 3 years in college, not 4.

Are you still counting regular season games as important indicators?

Don’t start that bullshit again.

That fuckin’ ref needs to be tossed out on his ear.

After The Price is Right stole Pachinko from the Japanese.

It’s on you to let them know you haven’t watched it yet.

You’re totally wrong. No scripted dramas were 3o minutes in the 90s. You are talking about sitcoms.

Lost is about the journey, not the destination. I know that’s cliche, but it’s true. You have to see the entire series. The only episode that I think I actively hated was Jack’s tattoo flashback. Oh, and Nikki and Paolo were BS.

What 30-minute scripted drama shows are you talking about? I think there were some in the 50s, maybe early 60s. There hasn’t been a half-hour scripted drama series on tv for decades.

I do enjoy lots of stuff and things.

I didn’t say Dream was peak Dream. I said Dream had already been in the league for 8 seasons so he wasn’t really a contemporary of Shaq’s like Robinson, who also really wasn’t much of a contemp of Shaq’s. Maybe add in Mutombo?

Oh, your sarcasm is just so adorable.

Hey, if you want to consider turning a 7-point Trump win into a really big deal for turning a state senate seat you go right ahead, Sparky. It’s your prerogative. The rest of us will be over here waiting to see something really worthwhile.