As long as you consider Marky Mark bad then it’s all good. ;)

Transformers: Giant Metal Dong is a much better film title, IMO.

A masterpiece for a cheesy, close-to-shitty 80s film poster, for sure.

Seriously, dude. This is both frikkin sweet and hilarious.

It’s not a show.

It is a fantasy epic with some western mythos tossed in.

It’s been like this in Hollywood since the beginning. The Suits run the show, control the money, but are cluessess when it comes to the creative aspect of film. They think they know, but they don’t. They need to just stfu and write the checks.

Holy shit! This is awesome... and frightening.

So why the fuck would Philadelphia need to have a Joe Louis statue?

It was Fox, not Marvel, so yeah, it wasn’t their material.

They’ve not learned from their own myriad mistakes, why would they learn from other companies’ mistakes?

The 20-sided dice have numbers but the 6-sided dice are definitely not regular dice.

Not true in the least. There were several really good comic book films that lots of people went to see in the years before Iron Man was released. First 2 Spider-Mans, First 2 X-Mens, 300, V For Vendetta, Sin City, Batman Begins, Dark Knight, Hellboy.

Do you seriously not know the difference between Thor: The Dark World and Thor: Ragnarok?

Must just be your Cracker Barrel. We have 3 near us and all of them still serve great breakfasts. Dinner was never their strong suit anyway, but their catfish is always good. Our IHOP, OTOH, has always been just north of McDonald’s. Every once in a while they manage to make me a good breakfast. The rest of the time…

What about fighting in sports?

Which is what I always tell people about Prometheus, but no, everybody blames Lindelof. ::rolls eyes::

Whedon didn’t direct that film so it doesn’t count.

Marvel Studios is the co-producer for Homecoming so I don’t know what your friend’s problem is with the film is at this point. Until we see it, he should have confidence that Marvel Studios has done due diligence with the character and the storyline so Sony won’t fuck it up.

It is Dakota Fanning. I’ve seen it mentioned in several places that talk about the film.