Not to mention ISIS. I mean, we have bigger fish to fry here, lady. You can't solve anything unless you solve my thing first.

Have you tried telling them that if they were going down on a clit like the good lord intended they wouldn't have to spew such vile gender-based crap all the time?

same- defending Ye to people is hard fucking work

i became a fangirl after meeting him! he is so NICE i want to kill him with love

An excellent idea!

It's Athelstan from Vikings.

It's from Vikings! Definitely a show people should be watching!!

like this was the most amazing burn ever

The Charleston firefighters did a whole goddamn calendar of them posing with puppies!!!

here take all my love

I wouldn't kick any one of them out of bed for eating crackers.

HAHA 25 year old me still looks like a lumpy potato

Me = short person w/lanky body envy

WE ARE.

People like me. I would go out of my way for a perfume-free restaurant.

Right, I think that's why scent-free is such a common policy in the region. And not just in restaurants, at a surprising variety of retail businesses, too. People move to the desert to escape allergies, and for a host of other health conditions as well, many of which have to do with breathing. The low humidity and…

FYI, you're kind of an entitled asshole. The reason many places ban perfume is because of people with allergies, asthma, or migraines. Perfume can trigger a hour or days long migraine for some people.

It's a very common policy here, but the more important thing is, there WAS no experience with the restaurant. None. Never went there, never tried the food, knows nothing about the kind of experience they offer.

But Some of My Best Kettles are Black.

he is a god. educate yoself.