Here’s a puzzler: You only have one bullet. Do you shoot the guy in the “rape your face” shirt or his somehow-even-dumber friend?

I take it you will be wed in the spring?

If only he was a literal cliffhanger, by which I mean, on an actual cliff hanging by his fingertips, while I stand over him, my decision to help the only thing between him and his plummeting death.

“One last question,” I said. “Have you ever literally raped someone’s face?”

He shrugged again, smiling at me, his sweat stains creeping. “Guess you’re gonna have to find out for yourself,” he said.

The stains make it even more charming. Am I right?

These all look like costumes you can buy at Walmart - this looks like the stuff you see in the flyers in mid-September when they start advertising Halloween shit.

The one with the bow tie dress is Fairy Godmother Jr., the girl in the pink is I’m pretty sure Sleeping Beauty Jr., the generic looking kid in dark blue is Prince Bland, the generic looking kid in light blue is asshat Chad, and the guy with glasses and velvet jacket is Dopey Jr. I did not watch this (I’m just obsessed…

i mean, it is refreshing to hear a politician be explicitly racist instead of quietly racist.

^ Is this entire comment some kind of meta satire that I’ve become too old and uncool to understand?

Oh also: IDK y’all, I kinda can’t be mad at Gwyneth. Sure she’s entitled and a little clueless, but she seems generally well meaning. She and Chris Martin also seem to be handling their divorce in a really healthy, mature manner and are keeping their kids their first priority. Also not going to lie, she has great…

Everyone guard your nipples.

Why’s that? Maleficent may be evil, but she’s attractive. Evil has rarely stopped a boning.

Here’s another question we never get answered: how did these villains have these kids? We never see them with other halves, did the lonely villains adopt? Have one night stands? Tragic deaths? Reproduce asexually?

Rufi...NO.

Without playing any of the videos, judging only by pictures and KT’s review, I will have to drink a lot of cheap Boone’s. So much of it that I’ll be holding onto my dead lawn to keep from falling off the Earth as it spins.

heavy buzzed, with lightly smoked head :P

No. These countries are the ones that actually matter to the world.

But...but...what if kids get autism??? Paging Jenny McCarthy