You’re not kidding. My period is just this thing that happens and I tend to it. A post- drinking binge horror show in the toilet on the other hand is something I’d rather not talk about, never mind the gut-wrenching heaves I’d get if I ever had to see Trump naked with his hair rumpled, post fuck fest.

Sorry for the bigness.

In her parent’s defense (since they were the ones who named her), Raven-Symoné was born in 1985. Mötley Crüe and Löwenbräu were everywhere, tempting people into using diacritics they didn’t understand.

They kept calling Ben Carson “Dr. Carson.” Not sure if they called Donald Trump “Mr. Trump,” but I think they did. I would’ve called him, “Hey, haircut.”

“Aryan Former Greek Life Enthusiasts”

Cher’s tweets > Cher’s music.

Oh but that Fox News shade!

I didn’t watch the first one but in the second one the lone black guy was only talked to 4 times. Two (of course) were about race. But not #BlackLivesMatter. That went to White Guy #45830

i had a thought though. the reason so many out-of-touch journalists and other writers toss the word ‘shade’ around is because it sounds fresh and hip and exciting and ‘down with the youths of today’, no? perhaps if we can start including, besides a simple judgement of ‘not shade’, an assessment of what the text in…

Oddly enough, as I read through these confessions, my snarky inner-monologue (“You got me monologging!”) was thinking, “boo hoo, my home life was bad so I took it out on others.”

Then it hit me: I did the same damn thing long ago in high school. There was no Internet, just home phones and hallway gossip. But the damage…

I didn’t watch the GOP debates because, y’know, self-preservation, but please tell me they didn’t actually refer to the only woman candidate by her first name and all of the others by honorifics.

A close up of two dudes fucking. One guy is riding reverse cowgi- er, cowboy and his up-and-down motion is causing his dick to spin in a complete circle like a propeller. I was quite disgusted by it when I was younger because, y’know, gay sex but I can laugh about it now. Just so long as I don’t go to the site. Not…

Cher’s use of Twitter/Text shorthand is masterful.

Short answer: they grew up.

I bet not even half of these guys even live under bridges.

So I got a ton of submissions for this and nearly always, 80% of the text was dedicated to explaining what the REAL definition of trolling was. None of this is included in the post because frankly, who gives a shit about maintaining the REAL PURITY of trolling other than trolls? In this case, if people self-identified…

These range from the totally benign to super creepy.

What if the trolls are trolling about quitting?

The internet and anonymity is a hell of a drug.

Yeah, in the long run it just isn’t worth it. I’m glad these guys matured out of it. :)