god, I love this song

One of my favorite sexy time songs eva (and one of the sexiest videos eva—that's his real girlfriend and they're beautiful together):

Between new Miguel and new D'Angelo, it has been a great couple months for baby-making.

I'M READY

Why are my tax dollars going to abortion super highways?!

Well clearly you need to just quit your terrible union grocery job and take up the luxurious life of a barista.

I JUST had this issue with a co-worker/friend. I just straight up said "Rachael that's not enough money! We come here weekly and this girl is going to pee in your drink" Mostly I just shamed her into being a better person? I also over tipped on my rounds.

The craziest thing I have ever seen was when I was bartending at a strip club. Guy comes in and he's weird. Tries to hit on every person lacking a y chromosome including myself. Anyway, he starts harassing one of the dancers. She is a quiet, sweet woman that just so happens to be wearing thigh high boots that night.…

He spotted me at the bar and came over, resting one foot on the rung of my barstool. He leaned in and casually remarked, "So, how's it going....bitch."

*plunks down for story time* I GOT SOUR GUMMY WORMS YALL.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Kaye Meloni (and her story) is awesome. And this is what I envisioned as I read it.

They're likely the same people who think telling women in public they're "prettier when they smile" is an act of civil nobility.

I seriously don't get the people who want an "extra friendly" server. Why isn't being pleasantly polite enough? The server is there to get your food, not to be your dinner companion, and it's not possible to muster conversation and extra smiles for every single table every night.

I really needed this BCO SO BADLY.

An artist's depiction of Lily's editor hanging out in this comments section

"I have lots of ideas about such girls, but these ideas are not actionable because they don't allow [you] to get close enough,"

Not only are the hash browns great, but I got a complementary protein treatment for my hair.