Yeah, I'm 100% sure these men would have taken on full responsibility for raising these children as single fathers. Uh huh.

Full-on threesome at midnight on 1/1/12! An attentive, loving threesome — which is extra-impressive considering how packed those cars are on New Year's.

See, this is so SF specific I am laughing while rolling my eyes.

I literally yelled, "NO!", and put my hands on my cheeks just now, like Kevin in Home Alone. Lord, help us.

I'd rather Chris Rock get his own variety show, Colbert Report stay on air, and Letterman's Late Show die in a fire.

The thing about Johnson is she is fucking brilliant. I don't mean to imply that's surprising because she's a model at all but I remember being impressed by her analysis on the oppression of beauty the very first time I came across her.

Beverly is amazing. I applaud her focus on the big picture of rape culture, beyond this high profile case.

Nothing ruins a romantic moment quite like the word "vagina."

Mariana Trench, Challenger Deep

I see your sparkle cave, and raise you a glitter bun.

sounds like she just changed it so she had a monopoly on rape, giving permission slips to do it...

Which white actress would play her you think? J Law, right?

OK, I would like to see this movie.

But our artisans* hand craft and oversee every detail** of your new spoonula*** in their rustic, crafters cottage.****

His place is so clean and generically decorated! Do you think he used the photos from the ads before he moved in, and photoshopped the Lays in to add some personality, or do you think he cleaned up real nice before taking pictures so he could prey on the homeless girl of his dreams?

Loved this set... honestly C.A. don't ever apologize for giving us more evil customers who we can love to hate.