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It’s as Ann as the nose on Plain’s face.

This is exactly why I clicked on this article. Thank you.

This response pushed my buttons, so I rewrote it.

This one is a mix of straight maleness and American culture though. While just as toxic, men in other places I have lived and worked (Italy, Argentina, Germany and Brazil for a hot second) are able to wash dishes, cook, dress themselves, fold their laundry. We have become a sloppy ass society and men are at the helm…

I know so many people having this exact same issue. They’re worried about going out in public alone cause they think they’ll look like a loser or a weirdo. It seems more loserly to me that you have to be attached to someone all the damn time. Go to the freaking movies!!! Go out to eat!! Have drinks at the bar!!! LIVE…

I keep getting a John Travolta vibe from him.

The #dogsinbowties on Instagram features a ton of my Fusilli looking like this.

This is Mika. She loves the snow, was once delighted to receive a card for her birthday, and has invented a unique mix of yoga and napping.

There IS actually a stateside variant called Vasalgel that’s currently being developed by a nonprofit outfit called the Parsemus Foundation. They’ve done successful testing on rabbits, primates (and dogs, if I remember right). They’re aiming to start small clinical trials next year.

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

I am personally offended by this guy because Keira Knightley is my Imaginary BFF, and how dare he insult her? All those feelings you people have about Jennifer Lawrence? I have them for Keira Knightley instead.

While I have been reading the comments on Jezebel for years, I am using my first comment I’ve ever posted to say: this is MY LOCAL and I’m well proud of it #sawf #lahndahn